Chipotle is Half Price With This One Weird Trick

Chipotle wagies HATE when you do this, but $CMG has been screwing the consumer over with high prices and bathroom inducing pathogens so why the hell shouldn’t we talk about it? The stocktwits community has confirmed giving Chipotle your business even unethically they still come out ahead. It is actually insane this was trading at $300 in 2018 and went up throughout the entire pandemic and after.

So what exactly is the weird trick? Start talking wallet man. Buy a kid’s meal for $5.40 (the price of any fast food restaurants combo meal). It isn’t even a half bad portion. Mexican food is just that dense.

Now a collage of wagie seethe for your viewing pleasure.

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